Friday, May 8, 2009

i died & went to shoe heaven

Alexander McQueen Metallic strappy shoe - £525.00

Gareth Pugh Two-tone shoe boots - £655.00

Marni Multi coloured platform - £405.00

House of Holland Cut out shoes with zip - £340.00

i stumbled across this sight with some of the most insane shoes i've seen in a minute - these are my top picks - - -i wonder if my landlord will understand when i don't pay this month's rent...

http://www.brownsfashion.com

YES!

this is my answer to pretty much everything right now- so instead of having to say it, i will let my tee speak for itself..

Scoop neck tee with sliced sleeves attachable by buttons.
http://www.pixiemarket.com

robocop

i can't even decipher where or how to buy these bitches- but trust, i will find out because these heels will seriously up my shoe game to a whole other level!

Paule Ka Quasi Mécanique Heel at pauleka.com

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

in the trenches

OMG! i have to have this IMMEDIATELY if not sooner- three-in-one trench
- it converts from a coat to a dress to a shrug! totally ingenious!

Elizabeth and James $595 Available at shopbop.com.

letter love

everyone who knows me knows that i am a total letter whore- i love ANYTHING w.my initials and am a total sucker for anything monogrammed. so these are a complete MUST HAVE in my book.

Monogrammed Plates

http://www.horchow.com

Monday, May 4, 2009

a bad bitch

i can't say anything but- yeah!
fucking hotness!

This bookshelf/art piece is for people who see books as a source of knowledge and emotions and not simply as decorative objects. Its fluid and organic shape is inspired by growth of a plant and the whatever you choose to display on it will be supported by pieces covered in leather.

The WisdomTree designed by Jordi Milà.

pink is for pussies

after all the rumors, the press & the hoopla surrounding mr. west & that he plays on the 'pink team' - what better fuck you than to come out with a collection of pink kicks!
i REALLY want to hate on these- i reeeeeeally do - but...

the embossed LV logos on the extra thick sole (we know k's a shorty- so this oughta give him & his napolean complex an inch or two!) and the shoelaces w.the tassles at the end- nice touches.

other than that, that's all i'm gonna say...
judge for yo'self - in stores june 2009.

flipped out

everyone knows i love my hav's - i have a pair to practically go with any & every outfit i can think up - so it's no surprise that i will be running out for these cuties to add to my collection asap!

superman for men & wonder woman for women!
- limited edition flip flops by havianasus.com

extra, extra

Fall '09 looks from Zac Posen, Doo.Ri, Miu Miu.

i always say less is more - and i never wear something just because it's a trend or because someone says it's the next big thing...however, embellished tights were all over the runway for fall and i think i likey!
not everyone can pull this look off, but being the flamboyant fashionista that i am, i may just go hard with this!...tba

go for geode

black opal set in clear glass and rolled in glass layers to create a 'geode' in a white glass ring
sarah lewis jewlry @ www.etsy.com

http://www.jacquieaiche.com/rocksandminerals.html

Dipped Geode Ring$168.00 www.freepeople.com

Geodes are essentially rock cavities with internal crystal formations- all unique in shapes, sizes & colors- so great for one of a kind jewelry that will always be a conversation piece.

stroke of genius

okay- i'm not really into the whole novelty heel thing (although i did cream over the chanel gun shoe!) but i'm not mad at these lightning bolts - anyone else??

dsquared lightning bolt stiletto $669

paint by numbers

Wallpaper-By-Number by Jenny Wilkinson

Color by Number Dress by Berber Soepboer

Paint by Number Toilet Paper from Loo Paper

Paint by Number Wrapping Paper by Something's Hiding In There

i don't know about you- but i was obsessed with paint by numbers when i was a kid- and i think all of these items are, well... maybe not 100% practical, nonetheless, genius! the dress is just pure brilliance!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

MW for HM

matthew williamson's H&M collection, which is all peacock- hits stores today! i have always adored peacock feathers- the colors, the design- but i was once told they are bad luck- and actually had a personal experience with that! so i stay far away from anything peacock. (hey, don't kill the messanger- and if anything- i'm saving all you bitches money by not buying this stuff!!)
the collection is in 200 H&M stores worldwide including these three NYC H&M locations, which are supposedly mobbed. I won't be running there- but i may browse thru this wkend to see what is left over.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

fashionably edible

all of us have that friend who has everything - so when it's time to get them a gift, the age old dilemma of - what do you buy the person who has everything - rolls around... what better than custom cookies?? (i know i would eat that right up!- no pun intended!)

Chanel Handbag Cookies from flourpotcookies.com
Louis Vuitton and Hermes Handbag Cookies from bakedideas.com
Assorted Couture Cookies from gumdropcookieshop.com

plucking adorable

for all you tweezer happy gals out there (me included!) you might still go into over-plucking mode, but your eyebrows won't feel as bad with a pair of these adorable tweezers ;)

Love Tweezers by Essensuelle
Heart Tweezers by Shavata
Girl Tweezers by Pylones

put a ring on it - boys!

my obsession for 2 finger rings is clearly apparent - but this one's for the boys...

http://www.vistabella.com/

the constant gardener

you led me to the garden
i ate the apple
no shame, delicious

the fruit turned to flowers
when you spoke of their beauty
they blossomed in admiration

now each petal sobs with loneliness,
parched, in need of saturation,
wailing, wilting away to oblivion

a desolated garden of disappointment
flowers of sorrow in full bloom
each one with the same story

you planted them
you picked them
you left them to die